Oh God, this Tag made my sides freaking hurt...
I should've been doing something productive instead of this buffonery.

Rules:

- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.

1) Your name?

Jenna

so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart
Jenna is sooo hot!

She's a genius but she acts like a blonde to make life more fun! All the guys are in love with her and she has really high morals. She's occasionally attracted to the wrong guys...ex: PLAYERS AND ASSHOLES! But her heart is always in the right place. I love her!
i dont know why i like you so much...(actually i do, everyone loves Jenna)

ME: I don't like the wrong guys!!!!

2) Your Age

16 (I'm actually 15, but I have only a month to go before I turn 16 so... yah. I also have a driver's liscense and a car but I have to drive with a parent until I'm 16 of course. So I'm just gonna put 16 up here.)

The age of consent in most countries.

When cherry's are red they're ripe for plucking, when girls are 16 they're ripe for fucking.

ME: *Cough*

3) One of your friends?

what you name your kid if you dont know if its a boy or a girl.

The mother didnt know if her child was a girl or a boy so she named it casey.

ME: *Looks for Casey* I hope she never sees this. She might kill her mom.

4) What should you be doing?

Writing

a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.

What do i want to do with my life?

I want to be writing

ME: So true, so true.

5) Fav Color

Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

ME: (No comment)

6) Birthplace?

NJ is summed up in this quote.

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."

ME: Er... I don't really curse... that much.

7) Month Of Your Birth?

April

derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival

'gee, i just gave birth, what month is it again?... April you say..'

ME: Lulz.

8) Last person you talked to?

Kelly

A person of extreme phisical attractiveness, with the eyes of a goddess, hair of a model, and the breasts of a stripper.
Verb- To sway, or walk in a way that makes males sweat.

Damn, I wish my girlfriend was a Kelly.
I couldn't help myself. She Kellied passed me and I fell in love

ME: She will laugh at Casey's and faint at hers. Joy.

9) One of your nicknames?

Miss Sarcasm

the bastard stepchild of irony

Mom: how was school today, son?
Son: it was fuckin' great, mom!

ME: Pleh.

I Tag... my dear friend the Beloved Silencer!